leztat elle commence avec le chat dans le miroir 🎶 🐱 truly my alter ego, looking at herself when there's a naked german taking her photo from the tub. (listening to: lore podcast)
umbongos Is that the Belle cup you nicked from Ivy?
leztat@grantma get bent and @umbongos yes, but technically she gave it to me. i'm doing her a favour. shame they don't make jafar ones, really. she needs a proper idol.
grantma annnd then she disappears after giving me a boner
leztat@grantma i was under the impression that was a toothpick in your pocket. it's also 11pm here and i'm twatted. i'll tell you so you can wank one off next time porn hub goes down.
umbongos Is that the Belle cup you nicked from Ivy?
grantma @umbongos nah bet she bought it herself.
leztat @grantma get bent and @umbongos yes, but technically she gave it to me. i'm doing her a favour. shame they don't make jafar ones, really. she needs a proper idol.
grantma hnnnnnnnnnngnah
leztat @grantma you sound like the neanderthal you are right now.
grantma you sound like a bitch all the time.
leztat @grantma 💘
grantma 💘
grantma why is your toothbrush green
aladdinapickle The Prodigal son has returned! We must get coffee. Congratulations re: the Vuitton contract!
leztat @grantma why is your face so terrifying?
leztat @aladdinapickle cheers, jere! are you in paris? give me a whatsapp if so. we'll sort out some breakfast.
grantma your mum hasn't complained!!!!
leztat @grantma because of that i'm not going to tell you about the sex dream i had about you. goodbye.
grantma i. wait. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
aladdinapickle @leztat Shall do! x
grantma annnd then she disappears after giving me a boner
leztat @grantma i was under the impression that was a toothpick in your pocket. it's also 11pm here and i'm twatted. i'll tell you so you can wank one off next time porn hub goes down.
grantma too late