umbongos Is that the Belle cup you nicked from Ivy?
grantma @umbongos nah bet she bought it herself.
leztat @grantma get bent and @umbongos yes, but technically she gave it to me. i'm doing her a favour. shame they don't make jafar ones, really. she needs a proper idol.
leztat @grantma you sound like the neanderthal you are right now.
grantma you sound like a bitch all the time.
leztat @grantma 💘
grantma why is your toothbrush green
aladdinapickle The Prodigal son has returned! We must get coffee. Congratulations re: the Vuitton contract!
leztat @grantma why is your face so terrifying?
leztat @aladdinapickle cheers, jere! are you in paris? give me a whatsapp if so. we'll sort out some breakfast.
grantma your mum hasn't complained!!!!
leztat @grantma because of that i'm not going to tell you about the sex dream i had about you. goodbye.
grantma i. wait. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
aladdinapickle @leztat Shall do! x
grantma annnd then she disappears after giving me a boner
leztat @grantma i was under the impression that was a toothpick in your pocket. it's also 11pm here and i'm twatted. i'll tell you so you can wank one off next time porn hub goes down.
grantma too late